THAT’s what I’m talking about! A little 4-0 is exactly what was needed to
get things rolling.
Now that I've lanced the unsightly pro-Buffalo boil that was
disfiguring my blog after week 3 by picking against the Bills, we can all
attempt to move forward in our lives with some degree of normality.
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| Buffalo craps the bed again. All is right with the world. |
Week 5:
Arizona Cardinals @ Denver Broncos (-7)
This game reminds me of the Winter War between Russia and
Finland in 1939-1940.
The Finns were resilient, well-led, and came out of the
gates looking great. Russia was
sluggish, over-confident, and inconsistent.
However, Russia had 10,000 aircraft and tanks and Finland
had like 6.
Denver has tons of weapons and the
Cardinals have Drew Stanton.
In this game, the bully has the home turf and the little guy
is invading.
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| Try as they might, the Cards are probably just going to get tossed around by their underpants |
How anyone can not think that Peyton Manning
at home after a bye week isn't worth more than a TD is beyond me.
I don’t like picking my boys, but the Broncos cover here.
Tampa Bay (+11) @ New Orleans
I’ve no illusions of a Saints loss here, but that is a lot of freaking points to lay for a
team that looked like a fat man running a 10K even in their victories.
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| The Saints on their way to finishing off the mighty 1-3 Redskins |
Backdoor cover? Were
we come!
Cincinnati (+2.5) @ New England
I don’t know why everyone still thinks “The Hoodie” is such
a great coach. He’s just a mean guy who
thinks he’s better than you.
As far as New England is concerned, if they can’t cheat,
then they can’t win.
This year, Cincinnati is the better team. Pure and Simple.
Brady better start Ballin’ or he’s gonna lose his Uggs
contract.
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| Only a champion gets to market these bad-boys.... |
Buffalo @ Detroit (-6.5)
There are forces in the world that we cannot even begin to
understand. In this game, 2 such forces
are at odds.
1)
Detroit, even at home, ALWAYS plays down to the
level of the competition.
2)
Every time I pick against the Bills I win on every
pick that week, my fantasy team wins, and the weather is summer-like.
I could go for some good weather this weekend so I’m gonna
grab me some Lions.
Season Record against the spread: 10-6
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