Frey's NFL Picks of the Week: Week 7

Last year:  Oakland vs. Miami

Last week:  Miami vs. Tennessee

This Week: Buffalo vs. Jacksonville

If the NFL is really serious about expanding into the London market, why in God’s name do they keep telling England to go $#%& themselves?

This is for the Boston Massacre you Limey Bastards!

Philadelphia Eagles @ Carolina Panthers (-2 ½)

Before headlines start blaring “Wreck it Chip Rights the Ship” I want to see how they handle a solid opponent on the road. 

The Eagles’ running attack finally looks like it is going somewhere. 

Unfortunately, that somewhere is right into Luke Kuechley.

DeMarco Murray runs off-tackle for no gain.

I like the Panther’s to cover.

Oakland Raiders @ San Diego Chargers (-4)

When it comes to my picks, San Diego is becoming like Buffalo Junior.

Every week I look at their game and a strange compulsion to pick them keeps assaulting me.

I mean, I despise Phyllis Rivers.  In fact, I’d rather have Jay Cutler beat me with a tire iron than see Rivers succeed on the field.

I imagine this would be the most half-assed tire iron beating I''d everreceive....

I’m picking the Chargers in this one and may God have mercy on my soul.

Dallas Cowboys @ New York Giants (-3 ½)

Whenever your plan to infuse your foundering franchise with spirit and confidence involves starting Brady Quinn you’re screwed.

Nelson Muntz and I had the same reaction when we heard of the Cowboys' QBchange.

 Take the Giants at home and give the points.

Cleveland Browns @ St. Louis Rams (-4)

And finally, the Admiral Akbar Trap Game of the Week.

It’s pretty simple really.

If the Cleveland Browns just gave up 152 rushing yards to the Denver Broncos last week, then Todd Gurley and the Rams are going to finish the day with 72,000 yards rushing.

Why this spread is fewer than 6 ½ is beyond understanding.

Unless….

Week 5 Record:  3-1

Season Record: 16-8

Trap Game Record: 3-3