Well I finally went 2-2. To honor my bet, I will grudgingly admit that Alexander Ovechkin may not be the ugliest man on the planet.
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| A close call I know, but subjectively, at least, I must give the Cap his due. |
Now that I've kissed the Capitals' butt this week here's the picks.
Philadelphia @ Washington (+9)
Butt-Fumble takes his act on the road and I get 9 points to
bet against him? Sign me up!
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| Chip Kelly is a good coach but...well....you know..... |
Detroit (-6.5) @ Chicago
I don’t care what kind of cesspool Detroit might be. Chicago has an Offensive Coordinator who
trashes his team to the media and a QB that is only slightly less popular in
the locker room than Jar-Jar Binks.
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| 7 more years of this guy! Well done Bears front office! You wanna come here and run the Rockies? |
If the Lions don’t cover I’ll be shocked.
Kansas City @ Pittsburgh (-3)
Leveon Bell is doing now what Demarco Murray was doing
earlier. Couple this with the fact that
the Chefs can’t stop the run (effectively keeping the explosive Alex Smith off
the field) and we have the makings of a 20-10 game.
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| The explosivity of Alex Smith has finally been accurately captured in this amazing shot |
New York Giants @ St. Louis (-5)
They let me
down last week, but I am a firm believer that Jeff Fisher coached teams are
genetically predisposed to finishing 8-8.
That means the Rams need to win out.
Don’t
#$%& with Darwin. Natural selection has
spoken and that means a Ram administered ass-kicking!
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| Darwin likes the Rams so as a secular agnostic I guess I'll follow the science |
Last Week: 2-2
Season Record against the spread: 32-28
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