Houston @ Detroit
(+3.5)
Total logic pick here.
Last week, Chad Henne threw for 354 yards on Houston. Justin Blackmon went off for 236 yards
receiving. Now everyone knows that Matt
Stafford is twice the QB that Henne is and that Calvin Johnson is 3 times as
good as Blackmon. Therefore, both Stafford
and Megatron finish with 708 yards.
Besdies, who the hell wants to be anywhere near Detroit on a
holiday? Take the Lions and the points
here.
Washington @ Dallas
(-3)
The current incarnation of the Cowboys is like that
blackhead everyone gets in the same spot.
No matter who many times you get rid of it, it keeps showing up
again. RG III is legit even without any
offensive talent of which to speak but the Redskins D is the NFL equivalent of
the Buffs. Tony Romo is choking machine
at home but I hear Dez Bryant doesn’t wear his pants on the ground anymore. Take Dallas and give the 3.
New England @ NYJ (+7)
I usually don’t like to take Road teams on holidays. However, the Patroits are a bunch of cheating
bastards. Their coaching staff has all the
collective humanity and decency of Darth Vader’s ventilator. I don’t like this game and might go the other
way if it were a 7.5 spread. However, the
Jets need Fat Rex in order to win anything and he looks like Icabod Crane now
after a season of dealing with the Dirty Sanchez and the Tebow hype
machine. Plus, New York Jets fans are
idiots. Take the evil Empire and give
the 7 today.
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