Broncos v. Chargers. Week 11

There is a scene from the movie “Patton” in which the general ticks off all of the reasons that a German winter offensive toward the Meuse was unlikely to the point of near impossibility before the Battle of the Bulge.  When he completes the very long and logical list detailing just why the German could not and would not attack the Allied forces, he finishes by saying:  “Therefore I believe that is exactly what they are going to do.”

I feel the same way about the upcoming game against the Chargers.  Every possible indication points to a Broncos victory:

1)       We are at home

2)      We are a team that gets better each week

3)      The Chargers look to be getting shittier and shittier with each passing moment

4)      We have Payton Manning who is famous for not allowing his team to come out flat in games they should win.

5)      They have Phillip Rivers who is an assface.

6)       Our defense has been kicking people in the face.

7)      The Chargers only give up less than 30 to teams named “The Browns”.

8)      Norv Turner and his players are so uptight you couldn’t force a greased BB up their butts.  They collapse the moment things get tough

9)      We are playing loose and confidently and routinely overcome adversity.

All these things having been said, I cannot shake the feeling we are due for a shocking loss.

Assuage me friends!