NFL Week 4: Frey's Locks of the Week

Do you guys remember how Norm Peterson from the show Cheers used to keep eating at some restaurant called "The Hungry Heifer" over and over again despite the fact that it gave him terrible heartburn and gas?

 

I can't believe I picked the Bills....

Well the Bills are my "Hungry Heifer."  Everytime I pick them to win, I end up with terrible heartburn and gas.

 

Every year I swear I'm not going to do it and every year I do it anyway.  If I try this again I want at least one of my readers to punch me in the weiner.

 

Screw you Buffalo.

 

Week 4

 

Carolina Panthers @ Baltimore Ravens (-3)

 

There is absolutely no way in hell that Steve Smith doesn't get his team fired up for this game after getting punked by the Panthers this offseason.

 

Yeah.  I'll take the Ravens this week.

Baltimore looks to have recovered from last season's Super Bowl hangover and really likes to beat up on dumb quarterbacks with broken ribs.

 

 

Philadelphia Eagles @ San Francisco 49ers (-4.5)

 

If there was ever such a thing as a "must win" this early in a season this is it.  San Francisco has already dropped a home game to the 3-0 Cardinals and Seattle looks to have picked up right where they left off.

 

Philly has faced some weak secondaries thus far and may be in for a slow down.

 

If the 9er's drop this game, they may as well burn down tht shiney new stadium because they are finished.

 

I am going to forget about what a jackass Jim Harbaugh is and pick the team that needs it more.

If ever you find yourself pulling for San Francisco, Remember that they are led by this guy.

Miami Dolphins (+3.5) @ Oakland Raiders

Sending these two teams to London to play a football game is our why of saying, "%$#@ you England!"

That's right bitches.  We remember.  Comeuppance time is at hand.

Buffalo Bills @ Houston Texans (-2.5)



E.J Manuel vs. Ryan Fitzpatrick!  Finally it has happened!  Remember this day my friends.  Some day, when your grandchildren are sitting on you knee, they are going to ask where you were when this battle of titans occurred.

Photo from the last time QBs of this caliber met on the gridiron.

I am almost too excited to pick here, but when 2 mediocre teams with dipshit QB's face each other, it is always wise to take the guys playing at home.

Steve Smith has his revenge game this week and so do I.

I hate you Buffalo.


Season Record: 6-6