Well my friends, we had a first last week.
I missed 3 out of 4 picks and the only one I got right was the trap game.
It is indeed a pleasant surprise to have climbed to .500 in trap picks this year as I am now guaranteed a better trap-game winning percentage on the season than the Colorado Rockies will ever have again in our lifetimes.
You know who is not .500 and is going to miss the playoffs this year in a perfect representation of karmic forces? That's right. The Dallas Cowboys!
If ever you find yourself sitting in a hall of worship, at a pub with friends, or reading philosophical works, look to this season and purge all feelings of doubt about a higher power.
The Universe has a way of making things right and visiting misfortune on a team run by the mummy of Ramses II has restored the faith of millions who may have occasionally questioned their own worldview.
I missed 3 out of 4 picks and the only one I got right was the trap game.
It is indeed a pleasant surprise to have climbed to .500 in trap picks this year as I am now guaranteed a better trap-game winning percentage on the season than the Colorado Rockies will ever have again in our lifetimes.
You know who is not .500 and is going to miss the playoffs this year in a perfect representation of karmic forces? That's right. The Dallas Cowboys!
If ever you find yourself sitting in a hall of worship, at a pub with friends, or reading philosophical works, look to this season and purge all feelings of doubt about a higher power.
The Universe has a way of making things right and visiting misfortune on a team run by the mummy of Ramses II has restored the faith of millions who may have occasionally questioned their own worldview.
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Tennessee Titans @ New England
Patriots (-12 ½)
When I first saw this spread I thought, "Damn. That's a lot of points."
When I took another look I decided that no amount of points would make me comfortable taking Tennessee on the road against these guys.
That having been said, some of you may know that I found Belichick's celebrity look-alike (See Below)
Buffalo Bills
(+1) @ Washington Redskins
Prove wrong Kirk Cousins. Prove me wrong....
Oh #$%@.
Did I just take the Bills again?
.......
Green Bay
Packers (-2 ½) @ Oakland Raiders
While I will admit that Oakland is an improved team under their new coach, allow me to remind everyone that this is the same team that had negative 12 yards of offense by halftime last week.
Aaron Rodgers and the Packers will not be kicking field goals every time they have a first and 10 in the red zone.
Of course, my fantasy team, AP's Discount Switch Hut, would love it if Mason Crosby kicked a couple FG's today....
While I will admit that Oakland is an improved team under their new coach, allow me to remind everyone that this is the same team that had negative 12 yards of offense by halftime last week.
Aaron Rodgers and the Packers will not be kicking field goals every time they have a first and 10 in the red zone.
Of course, my fantasy team, AP's Discount Switch Hut, would love it if Mason Crosby kicked a couple FG's today....
Chicago Bears @ Minnesota
Vikings (-4)
This line cannot be praise for the Bears so it must be a damning condemnation of the Vikings.
A steady dose of AP makes a win win and cover a foregone conclusion.
Therefore, it can be concluded that this is indeed:
Week 14
Record: 1-3
Season Record:
33-22-1
Trap Game
Record: 7-7
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